The Atrocities of Medical Discovery

The developed and developing countries allot funds in millions on scientific discoveries for nonsense and we do have these educated idiots like Aki Sinkkonen from the university of Helsinki conducting research on health who thinks his brain is unmatched. Does it make any prudence in a belly button signaling a woman’s dynamism? It’s sheer garbage, but not so for the university and Sinkkonen. Why blame the current world when we have the Old Testament. Songs of Solomon- Solomon’s lavish praise for his love on the country girl Sulaimi (verse 7.2).

"thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor".

The umbilical code supplies nutrition and oxygen from the mother which is later clammed and snipped but not anymore the scientist sees the navel as a mating potential of a fertile woman. He proposes that umbilicus, together with the surrounding skin area, is an honest signal of individual vigor and the symmetry, shape, and position of umbilicus can be used to estimate the reproductive potential including risks of certain genetically and maternally inherited fetal anomalies. Sinkkonen found we prefer belly buttons that are t-shaped or oval and vertical, with a little hooding, and which don't protrude.

Whose is the “we” he is referring to? Are we privileged to check on a woman’s navel before the so called arranged marriage? (Love marriages are excused). Well, maybe we could ask our mom’s to check on the navel designing or the architectural abnormalities of the girl's navel before being a possible bride. Beware Ladies, no more of those traditional saris or salwars, you should be welcoming the party wearing a cropped top that would reveal your midriff and navel or else be courageous to pull up your dress to reveal your navel for an evaluation followed by a verdict. Do maintain patience as patience is virtue, the verdict will be declared only after a discussion between the panel of judges which might include the groom and his parties. The difference in opinion among the panel about the evenness, shape, size and not forgetting little hood would be time consuming. The verdict ‘guilty’ or ‘not guilty’ purely will be based on the engineering of your navel.

LOL!! Shaadi.com, Jeevansathi.com, Bharatmatrimony.com and all renowned Marriage Bureau’s around the world. Recession, cut backs and lay off’s have no sympathy over you pals, get ready and upgrade your software. Bless the IT pass out’s and give them a job opportunity to redesign your web site with an additional page ‘navel’ as part of the profile information with drop down option reflecting the possible:

Position: (mid, lower or upper belly, centered, tilted, angled etc)

Size: (berry, cherry, plum, apricot, jackfruit etc)

Shape: (have all the known scripts in the world e.g. English, Chinese, Arabic, etc.) Malayalam scripted would be something worth and unique, imagine a navel shaped like the first alphabet in Malayalam.

Hood: (have the name of all the snake species e.g. King Cobra, Viper, Mamba, Anaconda etc)

Bingo to the notorious self employed marriage brokers. You all will have the privileged to carry a photo of the belly button as well. A little privacy can be maintained with the invention of digital cameras provided you can afford one or else the old photo studios will return to lime light.

IT professionals unite and assure the marriage bureaus that you would develop the best webpage and don’t forget to get paid for this tough assignment.

The world should stand up and salute the great Aki Sinkkonen for his research and should be left alone to copulate with the hooded, King Cobras.

Long Live Aki Sinkkonen

And to all the rich countries... Please continue to fund for such stupendous medical research.