The developed and developing countries allot funds in millions on scientific discoveries for nonsense and we do have these educated idiots like Aki Sinkkonen from the university of Helsinki conducting research on health who thinks his brain is unmatched. Does it make any prudence in a belly button signaling a woman’s dynamism? It’s sheer garbage, but not so for the university and Sinkkonen. Why blame the current world when we have the Old Testament. Songs of Solomon- Solomon’s lavish praise for his love on the country girl Sulaimi (verse 7.2).
"thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor".
The umbilical code supplies nutrition and oxygen from the mother which is later clammed and snipped but not anymore the scientist sees the navel as a mating potential of a fertile woman. He proposes that umbilicus, together with the surrounding skin area, is an honest signal of individual vigor and the symmetry, shape, and position of umbilicus can be used to estimate the reproductive potential including risks of certain genetically and maternally inherited fetal anomalies. Sinkkonen found we prefer belly buttons that are t-shaped or oval and vertical, with a little hooding, and which don't protrude.
Whose is the “we” he is referring to? Are we privileged to check on a woman’s navel before the so called arranged marriage? (Love marriages are excused). Well, maybe we could ask our mom’s to check on the navel designing or the architectural abnormalities of the girl's navel before being a possible bride. Beware Ladies, no more of those traditional saris or salwars, you should be welcoming the party wearing a cropped top that would reveal your midriff and navel or else be courageous to pull up your dress to reveal your navel for an evaluation followed by a verdict. Do maintain patience as patience is virtue, the verdict will be declared only after a discussion between the panel of judges which might include the groom and his parties. The difference in opinion among the panel about the evenness, shape, size and not forgetting little hood would be time consuming. The verdict ‘guilty’ or ‘not guilty’ purely will be based on the engineering of your navel.
LOL!! Shaadi.com, Jeevansathi.com, Bharatmatrimony.com and all renowned Marriage Bureau’s around the world. Recession, cut backs and lay off’s have no sympathy over you pals, get ready and upgrade your software. Bless the IT pass out’s and give them a job opportunity to redesign your web site with an additional page ‘navel’ as part of the profile information with drop down option reflecting the possible:
Position: (mid, lower or upper belly, centered, tilted, angled etc)
Size: (berry, cherry, plum, apricot, jackfruit etc)
Shape: (have all the known scripts in the world e.g. English, Chinese, Arabic, etc.) Malayalam scripted would be something worth and unique, imagine a navel shaped like the first alphabet in Malayalam.
Hood: (have the name of all the snake species e.g. King Cobra, Viper, Mamba, Anaconda etc)
Bingo to the notorious self employed marriage brokers. You all will have the privileged to carry a photo of the belly button as well. A little privacy can be maintained with the invention of digital cameras provided you can afford one or else the old photo studios will return to lime light.
IT professionals unite and assure the marriage bureaus that you would develop the best webpage and don’t forget to get paid for this tough assignment.
The world should stand up and salute the great Aki Sinkkonen for his research and should be left alone to copulate with the hooded, King Cobras.
Long Live Aki Sinkkonen
And to all the rich countries... Please continue to fund for such stupendous medical research.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The Veiled Maniac in a Man
This write up is not meant to offend any living soul. I write to express my views and request the readers to consider the below content as void if affronted.
The Talmud, a central text of Judaism says that Adam was a sex fanatic and Eve ran away from his sexual advances for 130 years, during the missing years of Eve, Adams ejaculation formed the ghouls and demons. Just can’t visualize the enormous number of mischievous spirit that would have been around if ejaculations were not flushed down the toilets. After all men do carry the gene of Adam and not astounded as to why women keep sprinting away from the offspring’s of Adam. Explicitly named in Genesis are three of Adam’s children; Cain, Abel and Seth. The book of Jubilees or the Leptogenesis does states that Eve did labor another eleven, nine sons and two daughters; the question here is why Adam was not given the required projection as the beget.
Having a mistress is not considered a sin as it reflects Lilith as the second lady of Adam who never washed out his ejaculations and labored all the demons on earth, was it a deliberate practice to balance the world with good and evil? Lilith appears as the night demon associated with wind and thought to be the bearer of disease, illness and death in the King James Version of the bible though Lilith was named as Adam’s first wife but there are confusions and debates on this topic as to where our beautiful Eve vanished!!! Who knows our known first lady must have been on a rampage to increase population all through the missing years, can be justified as ‘yet another act for a balanced world’. But men the progeny of God’s first known son is framed as Maniac’s. The show up here is whose genetic material do men carry, Eve’s or Lilith’s?
Can a man be christened a virgin? Well if so, then how can it be proved? May be we could check for stretch marks on his abdomen which will prove that he has fathered a probable child. Virginity is referred to a woman so, does this allow man to go berserk? Creation does have reasoning’s though explanation can be vicious. Let alone and live from all this unanswered theories. Hat’s off to all those men who strictly abide by the rules of nature and for those who claim to be a virgin gentleman. Praise the Lord for not having Lilith’s around or else they would have been by the bedside during the nocturnal emission (commonly known as wet dream) to labor yet another demons and technology would question the gentleman status through a feasible DNA test.
How many times have you heard of a man being raped by a woman, jingles like a joke right? Heard of a man being manhandled? Man can be manhandled by a woman with everlasting hickies and nail marks but never can be forced; if it happens then these gentlemen would passion to make all crucial modifications to be on cloud nine though planted hickies and nail marks would remain as “the battle scars from a female warrior”. When a man makes an advance, it is framed as sexual harassment but when it comes from a woman why do men structure it as ‘Getting Lucky’. Michael Crichton’s “Disclosure” does highlight the possibility of sexual harassment on a man but the fact is how many of these men who ordeal it would actually reveal the inducing act? Oops!! “Ordeal” doesn’t outfit a man though; some words don’t shape into a man’s dictionary of facts.
Leave alone Eve’s disappearance for 130 years and Lilith’s intention, we shall look at the other side of women who were born during the rampage era of Eve and Lilith. Allocate the vital breathing space and allow women to enjoy the nature of being. After all she’s the motherhood of mankind and a divinity of love who is sacred, and man shall give her the benefit of the doubt, for its only women who pace through the intricate phase of pregnancy. The words that optimistically prefix a woman is eternal, someone like Agnese Gonxhe Bojaxhiu known to the world as Mother Teresa, none will run short of words to describe her.
We Men belong to the indispensable category short of a rib and undeclared shall preserve the rank of a Maniac. Hail the man and the so called sons of God. Keep up the great zest and retain yourself as the undisputed king of terror and disgust.
The Talmud, a central text of Judaism says that Adam was a sex fanatic and Eve ran away from his sexual advances for 130 years, during the missing years of Eve, Adams ejaculation formed the ghouls and demons. Just can’t visualize the enormous number of mischievous spirit that would have been around if ejaculations were not flushed down the toilets. After all men do carry the gene of Adam and not astounded as to why women keep sprinting away from the offspring’s of Adam. Explicitly named in Genesis are three of Adam’s children; Cain, Abel and Seth. The book of Jubilees or the Leptogenesis does states that Eve did labor another eleven, nine sons and two daughters; the question here is why Adam was not given the required projection as the beget.
Having a mistress is not considered a sin as it reflects Lilith as the second lady of Adam who never washed out his ejaculations and labored all the demons on earth, was it a deliberate practice to balance the world with good and evil? Lilith appears as the night demon associated with wind and thought to be the bearer of disease, illness and death in the King James Version of the bible though Lilith was named as Adam’s first wife but there are confusions and debates on this topic as to where our beautiful Eve vanished!!! Who knows our known first lady must have been on a rampage to increase population all through the missing years, can be justified as ‘yet another act for a balanced world’. But men the progeny of God’s first known son is framed as Maniac’s. The show up here is whose genetic material do men carry, Eve’s or Lilith’s?
Can a man be christened a virgin? Well if so, then how can it be proved? May be we could check for stretch marks on his abdomen which will prove that he has fathered a probable child. Virginity is referred to a woman so, does this allow man to go berserk? Creation does have reasoning’s though explanation can be vicious. Let alone and live from all this unanswered theories. Hat’s off to all those men who strictly abide by the rules of nature and for those who claim to be a virgin gentleman. Praise the Lord for not having Lilith’s around or else they would have been by the bedside during the nocturnal emission (commonly known as wet dream) to labor yet another demons and technology would question the gentleman status through a feasible DNA test.
How many times have you heard of a man being raped by a woman, jingles like a joke right? Heard of a man being manhandled? Man can be manhandled by a woman with everlasting hickies and nail marks but never can be forced; if it happens then these gentlemen would passion to make all crucial modifications to be on cloud nine though planted hickies and nail marks would remain as “the battle scars from a female warrior”. When a man makes an advance, it is framed as sexual harassment but when it comes from a woman why do men structure it as ‘Getting Lucky’. Michael Crichton’s “Disclosure” does highlight the possibility of sexual harassment on a man but the fact is how many of these men who ordeal it would actually reveal the inducing act? Oops!! “Ordeal” doesn’t outfit a man though; some words don’t shape into a man’s dictionary of facts.
Leave alone Eve’s disappearance for 130 years and Lilith’s intention, we shall look at the other side of women who were born during the rampage era of Eve and Lilith. Allocate the vital breathing space and allow women to enjoy the nature of being. After all she’s the motherhood of mankind and a divinity of love who is sacred, and man shall give her the benefit of the doubt, for its only women who pace through the intricate phase of pregnancy. The words that optimistically prefix a woman is eternal, someone like Agnese Gonxhe Bojaxhiu known to the world as Mother Teresa, none will run short of words to describe her.
We Men belong to the indispensable category short of a rib and undeclared shall preserve the rank of a Maniac. Hail the man and the so called sons of God. Keep up the great zest and retain yourself as the undisputed king of terror and disgust.
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